Why are we poking a parallel universe?

The 27-kilometre long Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland will try to make contact with a parallel universe this week. The Review's John Law wonders what good could come of it.

We thought we'd share a humorous post from a local newspaper. We're not sure what this writer smoked before crafting this article, but his theories are interesting to say the least!

By John Law

So if I don't get a chance after this week, let me tell you good readers it was a pleasure knowing you and sorry about the typos.

If this is the end, I regret nothing. Except that one college party we dared Dennis to chug a two-litre bottle of Coke. I didn't know a man could throw up that much.

In case you didn't hear – because really, it's nothing important – we could have new alternate dimension overlords soon. Those whack jobs in Switzerland are...

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