"They don't want the smoke," Haviah raps in one of her most popular singles. Au contraire, we want all of the smoke coming from a joint rolled in the Polaris winner's limited-edition run of papers. Each booklet includes 32 ultra-thing king size papes made of a natural wood pulp mix, 32 filter tips, a reusable rolling tray, and a collectible insert card. 

$5 at Haviah Mighty's web store

The grinder is among the necessary cannabis accoutrements (sounds so much nicer than “weed paraphernalia,” right?), but believe it or not it doesn’t need to have a picture of Bob Marley on it. This stylish Wobble Grinder is made in Toronto from Canadian Walnut and machined brass by Cofo Design in collaboration with Ellie Mae—it looks cool, busts bud and, uh, wobbles. Keep it clean, though, because rounded grinders can be tricky to open if they gum up. 

$180 at Cofo Design

Hydroponic green from BC’s Kootenay mountains, a Calgary-based fourth-generation chocolatier, and an Ontario-based LP team up for one of the nation’s best THC-infused chocolates from Indiva. And who doesn’t love chocolates? (Because those people can just eat gummies.) Legend Dark or Milk Chocolates break into four squares and have a total of 10 mg of THC per 10g bar. 

$5 per pack at most provincial retailers

Available at Shy Wolf Candles

OK, this is clever. Straight-up clever. To commemorate the year Canada legalized recreational cannabis, Calgary, Alberta's Boldfaced Goods released this "super subtle and ultra Canadian enamel pin." Two toonies and two dimes. What does that add up to? That's right, $4.20. Like we said, straight-up clever.

$11.50 (not actually $4.20, sorry) at Boldfaced Goods

The humble bong has come a long way. It used to be a hideous plastic thing hidden in a cardboard box in the closet. Now it’s a work of art. Or it can be. The Coyote Bong by My Bud Vase has an Aztec-style textured finish and comes with a faux-flower poker.  

$200 from Dutch Love

You don’t need to be a vape god to gift like one. Good Supply’s Pineapple Express Vape has been the best-selling vape in Ontario since its launch at the beginning of 2020. If you want to make it a package thing, include a copy of Pineapple Express the movie starring Seth Rogen and a can of the actor’s own Houseplant Grapefruit Sparkling Water ($7). And you know what, fuck it, might as well throw in an actual pineapple along with it. (Requires a 510 thread vape battery for use.) 

$40 per cartridge at most provincial retailers

Soleil is embracing the festive spirit with a Gather Frosty Mint 510 Vape cartridge that’s got notes of vanilla and mint plus a bit of CBD for a well-rounded, relaxing holiday high. But for now it’s available only in Ontario, Alberta, and New Brunswick. 

$40 per cartridge at select provincial retailers

If you know, you know. And if not, let us tell you: the best weed cookies in Toronto are made by Mom Jeans Provisions. The side hustle of Michelle Rabin, the food stylist and secret star of Matty Matheson's Just a Dash, you can get the 'high rise' cookie infused with THC or a 'relaxed fit' with CBD. Each goodie is dosed to total perfection, so you need not worry about eating too much and spiraling, which is often the problem with edibles. Instead, you just get a tingly, balanced body buzz that feels real pleasant, like you're all wrapped up in a cozy afghan. Since it's just a mom-and-pop operation (sans the pop), Moms Jeans still has a pretty low-key presence (despite its high-key effects).

$25 for 3 cookies at various shops around Toronto—or just DM for details

For those looking for a more introspective if somewhat less delicious consumable experience, the Deep Space Carbonated Beverage with 10 mg of THC might be more their speed. It tastes like Major Tom’s ass, but one or two will have even seasoned users calling Ground Control. 

$7 at most provincial retailers

For all the new and improved ways to consume cannabis, there’s something to be said about one of the oldest: putting that good good in a bowl and lighting it up! The Silicon Diamond Pipe by Dabware has a durable construction and removable glass bowl, and it’s priced well at just 20 bucks. 

$20 at the OCS

Support Canada's only standalone women's sneaker boutique, Makeway, by sparking up with one of these branded white BICs.

$4 at Makeway

$50 at jjsnacks

Toronto-based vape manufacturer Utillian is a local favourite among ganja enthusiasts. Their 421 model is one of the best bang-for-buck dry-herb options out there, boasting a digital display, a glass mouthpiece, six temperature settings, and a monster battery. It also produces clean, flavourful drags that outclass some of the higher-end vapes on the market. 

$75 at Utillian

Levo’s website does not say its oil infusers are meant for use with cannabis, but it also doesn’t say they’re not. Regardless, these machines make some amazing infused butters and oils that can be used as topicals or in/as edibles. 

$280 from Levo

Everie’s products are focused on the relaxing CBD experience over the cerebral THC buzz. Their teas, including the Lavender Chamomile CBD, are caffeine-free and each bag contains 10 mg of CBD with “very little” THC. It’s the gift of chill. 

$15 for 3 tea bags at most provincial retailers

A low-key indispensable stoner utensil is this rose gold grinder card from Verde. They’re far less bulky and more discreet than the container-style options, slipping into a card carrier or wallet. This is stocking-stuffer gold right here. 

$20 at Verde Vie

Your weed deserves better treatment than getting stuffed inside a Ziploc inside a shoe box. AHLOT's Ritual Box comes with, well, a lot: glass storage jars, a rolling tray, a grinder, pre-roll tubes, papers, filters, even a beeswax candle. It's customizable, too, so you can print your own message on the tray or tailor it to house your vape of choice.

$150 - $190 at AHLOT

Just as important as the tools to get you high is having shit to do while you're high. Consider listening to The Vaccine, the new EP by Toronto-based comedian Keith Pedro. It's been garnering buzz for being some of the strongest comedic material to emerge from the pandemic (just the fact that he managed to record this live set during COVID is a feat in itself). Dude's improv skills and observational humour are next-level, offering rib-splittingly unique takes everything from mask etiquette to Asian hate to stoned parenting during quarantine. You'll be Seth Rogen laughing all the way through.

Stream it here

OK, so we promised more creativity, but you’ve rejected it. If you’ve made it this far down the list and still haven’t found the right idea, you should probably just buy some weed about it. Simply Bare’s BC Organic Apple Toffee is a sticky and tasty top-shelf strain that’s worth the hype and price. 

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